(full out caps locks sensational!)
THIS IS YOUR LIFE. IF YOU HAVE THE TIME AND MONEY TO DO WHAT YOU WANT, CHEERS, IF NOT, STICK TO SENDING APPLICATIONS. IF YOU DON’T LIKE SOMETHING, EAT IT UP OR GO BALLISTIC ON THEIR ASSES. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME, STOP WATCHING STUPID WEBSITES MADE BY SELF-DELUSIONAL PEOPLE THAT SELL GLORIFIED SOAP BARS WITH INSPIRATIONAL MUMBO JAMBO TO GO ALONG WITH IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE STOP IF IT AIN’T GOT MONEY. START DOING THINGS YOU LOVE SUCH AS PICKING YOUR NOSE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. STOP OVER ANALYZING YOUR BILLS (YEAH, YOU’RE BROKE), ALL EMOTIONS ARE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU STILL HAVE A CAN OF BEANS TO EAT. LIFE IS SIMPLE: EITHER YOU’RE A LUCKY BASTARD OR YOU’RE NOT. IF YOU DON’T AGREE, BITE ME. OPEN YOUR MIND, ARMS AND HEART TO SAVAGE CLEARANCES BY SUPERMARKET CHAINS. WE ARE UNITED IN OUR DISCOUNT CRAZE, ASK THE NEXT PERSON IF SHE GOT A HOLD OF MORE MARGARINE PACKS THAN YOU AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT THEIR PASSION IS. OH, AND TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KICK SOME ASS. TRAVEL OFTEN ON FOOT AROUND TOWN. GETTING LOST AROUND CHURCHES AND SANCTUARIES WILL HELP YOU FIND SOME COINS. SOME OPPORTUNITIES ONLY COME TO WELL CONNECTED SONS OF BITCHES, SO YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY TO IMPROVE YOUR INCOME. LIFE IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU MEET, MOST NOTABLY IN THE EARLY RANKS OF POLITICAL PARTIES, EXCEPT IF YOU’RE FILTHY RICH AND CAN BUY BOTH THE PEOPLE AND THE PARTIES. SO GO OUT AND FILL THEIR POCKETS. LIFE IS SHORT AND YOURS IS HALFWAY THROUGH. LIVE ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER, AND BROTHER, SHARE THE JOINT.
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